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GoFuckMe
A public standing-offer platform: anyone can post a bounty for someone else in the world to complete a task. The target person does not have to accept — they simply have the option to claim the offer.
Available Services (v0)
A smile pic posted by the person named in the offer.
Finally settle the mystery. Full elbow evidence.
Example Offer
Target: Barack Obama
Service: Piccture of smile
Standing Bid: $8,420 and climbing
People add funds to increase the bid. Target can accept whenever they want.
Long-Term Vision
Beyond jokes, this can become civic crowd-contracting: communities can pool bids for real-world work (infrastructure, repairs, local services) when traditional systems are underfunded or inefficient. It creates public pressure and an alternative path to get problems solved.